It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

Craig Ferguson
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  2. You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth. - William W. Purkey

  3. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

  4. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

  5. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Unknown

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  1. Home is where somebody notices when you are no longer there.

  2. When I look at my old pictures, all I can see is what I used to be but am no longer. I think: What I can see is what I am not.

  3. Your nightmares follow you like a shadow, forever.

  4. All the lives I could live, all the people I will never know, never will be, they are everywhere. That is all that the world is.

  5. There's a psychological mechanism, I've come to believe, that prevents most of us from imagining the moment of our own death. For if it were possible to imagine fully that instant of passing from consciousness to nonexistence, with all the attendant fear and humiliation of...

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